Lol, Dads
Daddy: So, are you coming down this weekend?
Me: Yes, I am.
Daddy: Cool, cool. I have it figured out, we'll feed you peanut butter and jelly sandwiches while you're here.
Me: What?! Why would you do that? That's so mean.
Daddy: Because you eat too much of our food.
Me: But it's Father's Day!
Daddy: Yes, Father's Day. What does that have to do with anything?
Me: I don't know, maybe showing love for your child?
